Calm Your Tits Motel Keychain

For those days when you just need a reminder to take a deep breath and laugh it off. This vintage-inspired motel keychain features the cheeky phrase “Calm Your Tits”—a little sass, a lot of humor.

Details:

• Classic diamond-shaped design with a glossy finish
• Durable, lightweight acrylic for everyday use
• Fun colors like pink, lavender, and white
• Sturdy metal keyring to keep your keys secure

Perfect for anyone who knows the importance of a good laugh (and a little bit of patience). Calm your tits—everything will be fine. 😊